i can’t tell if i’m super tired, super awake or hungry
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
ahh being drunk for the first time in a long time.
would really like more vodka rn
[will graham voice]: i got chills, they’re multiplyin’
[will graham voice]: and i’m losing control
Omg Hannibal WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH THIS POOR MANS MIMD
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
Did you mean: The Hobbit
They said doesn’t deviate at all from the story line, not adds half a mother fucking book.