June 2013
what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
i can’t tell if i’m super tired, super awake or hungry
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
Listen
threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
JESSU CHIRTS
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
yet
ahh being drunk for the first time in a long time.
yep.
would really like more vodka rn
[will graham voice]: i got chills, they’re multiplyin’
[will graham voice]: and i’m losing control
what did people do before the internet
There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact
that doesn’t sound very fun
Omg Hannibal WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH THIS POOR MANS MIMD
Ghost
Damion Suomi
And I’m not one for whiskey
But I’ll drink it down tonight
And I am not a liar
But I’ll sing one here tonight
I don’t love you
I don’t love you anymore
I don’t love you
And I will sing it ‘til it’s true
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
Did you mean: The Hobbit
They said doesn’t deviate at all from the story line, not adds half a mother fucking book.
